| I’d like to cut your head off so I could weigh it, what do ya say? |
| Five pounds, six, pounds, seven pounds |
| I’d like to go to your house and gather all your razors and pick all the |
| Little prickly hairs so I can weigh them, what do ya say? |
| Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds |
| I’d like to gather all your friends and squish them all into a small |
| Swimming pool so I can weigh them, what do ya say? |
| Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds |
| Why weigh on a sunny day? |
| So much to do so why, why weigh? |
| On a sunny day, why wei-igh-hey? |
| Why weigh, why weigh? |
| I’d like to hear my options, so I can weigh them, what do ya say? |
| Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds |
| Why weigh on a sunny day? |
| So much to do, so why, why weigh? |
| On a sunny day, why wei-gh-hey? |
| Why |
| Oh Why |
| Why weigh? |