| On and on, the world keeps spinning |
| On and on, I keep on winning |
| This is a case of passion over reason |
| This is a case when your shoes don’t need a shine |
| Gimme some space, man, to practice my profession |
| I’ve got the ace, man, and what is yours is mine |
| In theory, yes, I abhor the violence |
| In practice, well, sometimes they freak |
| You honor me |
| I feel unique |
| It’s National Crime Awareness Week |
| You honor me |
| I feel unique |
| It’s National Crime Awareness Week |
| I’ll put it to you this way |
| I love to take chances |
| I’ll put it to you this way |
| I’m a happy, happy guy |
| I’ll put it to you this way |
| I love all the headlines |
| Unknown Caucasian strikes one more time |
| So don’t say a word, just hand me the Timex |
| I’ve got places to go and people to meet |
| You honor me |
| I feel unique |
| It’s National Crime Awareness Week |
| You honor me |
| I feel unique |
| It’s National Crime Awareness Week |
| You honor me |
| I feel unique |
| It’s National Crime Awareness Week |
| On and on, the world keeps spinning |
| On and on, I keep on winning |
| On and on, the world keeps spinning |
| On and on, I keep on winning |
| Every time you shower, are you waiting for the music? |
| The curtain drawing back? |
| The water turning red? |
| Don’t blame that on me, I ain’t no Tony Perkins |
| I’m saner than you are |
| I know that for a fact |
| On and on, the world keeps spinning |
| On and on, I keep on winning |
| You honor me |
| I feel unique |
| It’s National Crime Awareness Week |
| Maybe next year |
| You’ll break my streak |
| During National Crime Awareness Week |
| But as for now |
| I’ve got mystique |
| During National Crime Awareness Week |
| Hey, you honor me |
| I feel unique |
| It’s National Crime Awareness Week |