| It’s that time of year for goin' shopping
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| It’s that time of year for seein' grandma
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| It’s that time of year for lying to children
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| That’s right, Santa doesn’t exist
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| It’s that time of year for hatin' fruitcake
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| It’s that time of year for drinkin' egg nog
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| It’s that time of year for bakin' a mince pie
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| Betcha money by the end of the year you’ll be fat
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| Toys a plenty and choo-choo trains
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| Summer sausage and candy canes
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| Wal-mart santa coin donations
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| Salvation Army dedications
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| Buy!
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| Consumers gotta
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| Buy!
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| Consumers gotta
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| Buy!
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| Consumers hit the malls, and drive the economy
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| Buy!
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| Consumers gotta
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| Buy!
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| Consumers gotta
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| Buy!
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| Consumers do your stuff, and make us all glad to be home
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| Home. |
| Home from work. |
| About damn time I get a day off
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| It’s that time of year for hanging stockings
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| It’s that time of year for gingerbread man
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| It’s that time of year for getting a fake tree
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| Decorate or you’re not gonna eat
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| It’s that time of year for watching re-runs
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| It’s that time of year for roasting chestnuts
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| It’s that time of year for opening presents
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| Don’t forget, better clean up the mess that you made
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| Christmas music overplayed
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| Every minute of every day
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| Find a present for your mother
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| Then your dad and then your brother
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| Buy!
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| Consumers gotta
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| Buy!
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| Consumers gotta
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| Buy!
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| Consumers hit the malls, and drive the economy
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| Buy!
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| Consumers gotta
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| Buy!
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| Consumers gotta
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| Buy!
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| Consumers do your stuff, and make us all glad to be home
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| It’s that time of year for cheesy sweaters
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| It’s that time of years for fuzzy earmuffs
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| It’s that time of year for footed pyjamas
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| You know the ones with the hole in the butt
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| It’s that time of year for family drama
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| It’s that time of year for lots of drug use
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| It’s that time of year for having a breakdown
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| Holidays are the days that will make you hate life |