| There’s still like thirty minutes of crap on this thing |
| What is this? Who are you? |
| Why, I’m a Patrick Stewart impersonator |
| Hah! Another Patrick Stewart impersonator? Pish posh |
| Let’s hear it then |
| Hello there, I’m Sir Patrick Stewart esteemed actor and all-around charming |
| fellow |
| Total garbage, Patrick Stewart sounds nothing like that |
| You sound nothing like Sir Patrick Stewart you cretin |
| Oh yeah? You wanna go? |
| Is it fistercuffs you’re requesting? |
| Bring it |
| I’m going to make it so you’re drinking your meals through a straw |
| You son of a bitch, take one of these |
| I punch at thee |
| Take this you fiend |
| I attack with great force |
| Have at you |
| Oof, ow |
| Do you like it? Take it |
| You hit me in the place you should hit no man |
| Ha! |
| Oof, ow |
| A lightsaber? That’s not even from Star Trek |
| Do you know who I am pretending to be? |
| Do you even know who we are impersonating? |
| All too easy |
| You suck, other Patrick Stewart impersonator |
| You suck, Psychostick |
| Yeah, you better run |
| Anyway, where was I? Oh yes |
| Please enjoy like an entire additional thirty minutes of this nonsense |
| I’ve been a Patrick Impersonator |
| Where is my check? |