| Paroles de la chanson The Wise Men At The Manger: | 
| Holy music] | 
| BABY BRIAN COHEN: | 
| WISE MAN #1: Ahem | 
| MANDY COHEN: Ohhh! | 
| Who are you? | 
| WISE MAN #1: We are three wise men | 
| MANDY: What?! | 
| WISE MAN #1: We are three wise men | 
| MANDY: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow | 
| Shed at two o’clock in the morning? | 
| That doesn’t sound | 
| Very wise to me | 
| WISE MAN #3: We are astrologers | 
| WISE MAN #1: We have come from the East | 
| MANDY: Is this some kind of joke? | 
| WISE MAN #2: We wish to praise the infant | 
| WISE MAN #1: We must pay homage to him | 
| MANDY: Homage? | 
| You’re all drunk. | 
| It’s disgusting. | 
| Out! | 
| The lot, out! | 
| WISE MAN #1: No-- | 
| MANDY: Bursting in here with tales about oriental | 
| Fortune tellers. | 
| Come on. | 
| Out! | 
| WISE MAN #2: No, no. | 
| We must see him | 
| MANDY: Go and praise someone else’s brat! | 
| Go on! | 
| WISE MAN #2: We-- | 
| WISE MAN #1: We were led by a star | 
| MANDY: Or led by a bottle, more like. | 
| Go on. | 
| Out! | 
| WISE MAN #1: Well-- well, we must see him. | 
| We have | 
| Brought presents | 
| MANDY: Out! | 
| WISE MAN #2: Gold. | 
| Frankincense. | 
| Myrrh | 
| Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. | 
| Well, what is | 
| Myrrh, anyway? | 
| WISE MAN #3: It is a valuable balm | 
| MANDY: A balm? | 
| What are you giving him a balm for? | 
| It | 
| Might bite him | 
| WISE MAN #3: What? | 
| MANDY: That’s a dangerous animal. | 
| Quick! | 
| Throw it in | 
| The trough | 
| WISE MAN #1: No, it isn’t | 
| MANDY: Yes, it is. | 
| It’s great, big mmm… | 
| WISE MAN #3: No, no, no. | 
| It is an ointment | 
| MANDY: Aww, there is an animal called a balm,… or did | 
| I dream it? | 
| So, you’re astrologers, are you? | 
| Well, what | 
| Is he then? | 
| WISE MAN #2: Hmm? | 
| MANDY: What star sign is he? | 
| WISE MAN #2: Uh, Capricorn | 
| MANDY: Uhh, Capricorn, eh? | 
| What are they like? | 
| WISE MAN #2: Ooh, but… he is the son of God, our | 
| Messiah | 
| WISE MAN #1: King of the Jews | 
| MANDY: And that’s Capricorn, is it? | 
| WISE MAN #2: Uh, no, no, no. | 
| That’s just him | 
| MANDY: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there’d be | 
| A lot of them.' | 
| WISE MAN #1: By what name are you calling him? | 
| MANDY: Uh, 'Brian' | 
| WISE MEN: We worship you, O Brian, who are Lord over us | 
| All. | 
| Praise unto you, Brian, and to the Lord, our | 
| Father. | 
| Amen | 
| MANDY: Do you do a lot of this, then? | 
| WISE MAN #2: What? | 
| MANDY: This praising | 
| WISE MAN #2: No, no. | 
| No, no | 
| MANDY: Er, well, um, if you’re dropping by again, do | 
| Pop in. Heh. | 
| And thanks a lot for the gold and | 
| Frankincense, er, but don’t worry too much about the | 
| Myrrh next time. | 
| All right? | 
| Heh. | 
| Thank you. | 
| Good-bye | 
| Well, weren’t they nice? | 
| Hmm. | 
| Out of their bloody | 
| Minds, but still |