| Well I’ve been to Hastings |
| And I’ve been to Brighton |
| I’ve been to Eastbourne too |
| So what, so what |
| Well I’ve been here |
| And I’ve been there |
| And I’ve been every fucking where |
| So what, so what |
| So what, so what you boring little cunt |
| Well who cares, who cares what you do |
| Who cares, who cares about you |
| You, you, you |
| Well I’ve sucked sweets |
| And I’ve sucked rock |
| And I’ve even sucked an old man’s cock |
| So what, so what |
| Well I’ve fucked a sheep |
| And I’ve fucked a goat |
| I’ve had my cock right down its throat |
| So what, so what |
| So what, so what you boring little cunt |
| Well who cares, who cares what you do |
| Who cares, who cares about you |
| You, you, you, you |
| Well I’ve drunk that |
| And I’ve drunk this |
| And I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss |
| So what, so what |
| And I’ve had scag |
| I’ve had speed |
| I’ve jacked up until I bleed |
| So what, so what |
| So what, so what you boring little cunt |
| Well who cares, who cares what you do |
| Who cares, who cares about you |
| You, you, you, you |
| Well I’ve had crabs |
| And I’ve had lice |
| And I’ve had the pox and that ain’t nice |
| So what, so what |
| Well I’ve fucked this |
| And I’ve fucked that |
| And I’ve even fucked a schoolgirl’s twat |
| So what, so what |
| So what, so what you boring little cunt |
| Who cares, who cares about you |
| Who cares, who cares about you |
| You, you, you, you… |