| Mildred met with disaster |
| Ashamed to tell the mother |
| Mildred met with disaster |
| It happened at Panorama |
| She left the crowd and went somewhere drinking |
| When some pan-man thief she belongings |
| She ran home, she eyes full of tears |
| Relating the mother of the affairs: |
| She said, «Mommy I know it ain’t right |
| Don’t beat me mommy, oh God |
| I was feeling tired, tired, tired |
| Darling, I tried to restrain th Captain |
| But he wouldn’t take me highr |
| Mom, I lose it Panorama night» |
| «Mom, this is how he tricked me |
| He waited until I was tipsy |
| Then he started moving his finger |
| Like an octopus round meh shoulder |
| Down and down the finger start creeping |
| As though he knew where meh purse ah was hiding |
| Although ah struggle, although ah plea |
| He still wouldn’t take no notice of me!» |
| «Mommy, I know it ain’t right |
| Don’t beat me mommy, oh God |
| I was feeling tired, tired, tired |
| Darling, I tried to restrain the Captain |
| But he wouldn’t take me higher |
| Mom, I lose it Panorama night» |
| Mom ah can’t believe how it happened |
| For a start meh purse wasn’t open |
| I had meh legs crossed together |
| And holding meh purse in the center |
| All at once something got meh frightened: |
| It was the spider hands of the Captain |
| The time I turn to give him a slap |
| The purse just vanish out of meh lap! |
| «Mommy, I know it ain’t right |
| Don’t beat me mommy, oh God |
| I was feeling tired, tired, tired |
| Darling, I tried to restrain the Captain |
| But he wouldn’t take me higher |
| Mom, I lose it Panorama night» |
| «Mom, if you wouldn’t beat me |
| I will tell the truth of the story |
| I was only blaming the Captain |
| But it’s not the way how it happened |
| I’m beginning to fart and I admit |
| Mom is me who told him to take it: |
| He begged so pitifully |
| I broke down and gave him as a souvenir!» |
| «Mommy I know it ain’t right |
| Don’t beat me mommy, oh God |
| I was feeling tired, tired, tired |
| Darling, I tried to restrain the Captain |
| But he wouldn’t take me higher |
| Mom, I lose it Panorama night» |