| Long arm, that’s me, |
| Strong supporter of law and order |
| Along the border. |
| Some of these bums should be drawn and quartered, |
| As far as I’m concerned. |
| I’m becoming submersed |
| In some of the worst perverts and scum of the earth. |
| I’ve taken ink prints of a sequence of delinquents, |
| Adults and juveniles and haven’t had a drink since |
| High noon. |
| It’s a typhoon of deep trouble underground. |
| I wonder how she got so lost before I gunned her down. |
| A true hater of bad guys, I’m a civil rights crusader, |
| Few greater, but there’s more work to do later. |
| For example, tomorrow I may handle the day’s scandal |
| With sunglasses and a hat on and a suit made of gray flannel. |
| Raid the headquarters of the guy that supplies the trash. |
| Confiscated some of the contraband for my private stash. |
| Survived a crash, stab wounds and gunfire, |
| Some liar with one prior. |
| King of rock, there’s none higher. |
| One, two, three and four. |
| Fought in the Korean war. |
| Marine corps. |
| Sea and shore. |
| Danger, I’ll be seein' more. |
| Drug busts and young lusts. |
| In my line of work |
| One must fight day and night against the unjust. |
| Obscenity. Amphetamines. |
| Everybody has positions on |
| Bad conditions created by beat poets and jazz musicians, |
| Hoodlums and perverts, the worthless variety. |
| Surface propriety. |
| Working for a perfect society |
| Heat wave! |
| Mean streets. |
| Clean sweep. |
| Heat wave! |
| Read 'em and weep losers! |
| Heat wave! |
| Mean streets. |
| Clean sweep. |
| Heat wave! |
| I’m comin' to get ya |
| No nonsense. Consequences. |
| Clean cut, conservative. |
| Drugs and gang violence, obscene smut, affirmative. |
| Breaking the speed limit. |
| Taking a free minute. |
| Mistakes it’s OK to be making if he did it. |
| Peer pressure. |
| Corruption, had to sentence bad lieutenants, |
| Denied crimes. |
| We all have to follow the guidelines. |
| Observe we’re correct. |
| We deserve your respect. |
| I solemnly swear I’m just hear to serve and protect |
| Heat wave! |
| Mean streets. |
| Clean sweep. |
| Heat wave! |
| Read 'em and weep losers! |
| Heat wave! |
| Mean streets. |
| Clean sweep. |
| Heat wave! |
| I’m coming to get ya |