| Hi, so I’m gonna do one more song, uh |
| I know the last song seemed like it should’ve been the last song, |
| but this is actually the last song |
| I just wanna say, thank you for watching if you watched this, I appreciate it, |
| I really do and, uh, thank you, yeah. I hope you enjoyed it |
| This is a song about a… chicken |
| The chicken wakes up like she does every morning |
| To the sounds of her husband screams |
| Sadden the dark on the egg she is warming |
| She closes her eyes and dreams of walking to Memphis |
| Becoming a dentist |
| Anything but this |
| She likes her life as a mother and wife |
| But is that all she is? |
| She stares out the window |
| The very next morning the chicken decided to make her escape |
| Get a taste of freedom |
| She runs out the coop the thing her life’s been confined to |
| Suddenly sees the thing she’s only dreamed of |
| Just up ahead gophers run through a meadow |
| Deer graze, birds sing |
| Her future is waiting right there for the taking |
| There’s just one thing, the chicken must first cross the road |
| The road |
| Sea of trees and green and moss |
| Waiting just across the road, road |
| A life of brighter days a width of road away |
| The road is gigantic, the chicken is little |
| She moves ahead left-right-left, right-left-right |
| All of the sudden she stops in the middle |
| Frozen in place by a pair of headlights |
| It’s anyone’s guess then what then happened next |
| But most think she died |
| But I think we ought to believe that she got to the other side |
| So that’s why she did it |