| Larger than life, sharper than a knife, |
| Ever ready for the time, |
| Slick and smooth I’m bound to improve your mood, |
| And make you feel fine, |
| Reach for me, I’m ready and how |
| I’m really starting to buzz, |
| Your feeling comes, I’m starting to hum, |
| I can do it like nothing else does, |
| You’re never alone when I’m around |
| You can always rely on me, |
| I’m a friend, my love won’t bend, |
| And that I can guarantee, |
| Straight and true and all for you, |
| I’m so eager to please, |
| Stick with me and I’ll keep you free, |
| From any nasty disease, |
| 'Cos I’m a Vibrator, |
| Pleased to make a start, |
| Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart |
| Check my heart before you start, |
| I don’t wanna blow no fuse, |
| New battery, is that for me? |
| That’s something I could really use, |
| Power surge I get the urge, |
| To do my legendary thing, |
| The stars in your eyes don’t tell no lies, |
| I know your bells are starting to ring, |
| 'Cos I’m a Vibrator, |
| Pleased to make a start, |
| Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart |
| Vibrator! Vibrator! |
| Wasn’t that good, now wasn’t that nice? |
| Now see we get along real fine, |
| I knew I was the boy for you, |
| When you came for the second time, |
| Clean me up, put me away, |
| You know you need the rest, |
| I’ll be here when next you need me, |
| I’ve never ever failed the test, |
| 'Cos I’m a Vibrator, |
| Pleased to make a start, |
| Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart |
| I’m a Vibrator, |
| Pleased to make a start, |
| I’m a Vibrator, |
| And I’ll never ever break your heart |