| They’ll be skiing down in St. Moritz to boating up at Eton |
| Playing tennis in Monaco too |
| Poker in Gibraltar, bingo in Mallorca |
| And housey-housey out in Timbuktu. |
| And they’ll be waltzin' in Vienna and fightin' in Angola |
| Over Coca Cola too |
| Sunbathing in Clacton, hijackin' Manhattan |
| Playing Chinese checkers in Peru. |
| International disaster slowly gettin' faster |
| Gonna take us by surprise |
| International disaster send for the plaster |
| Gotta stick it on before I dies |
| International disaster gonna be a blaster |
| Gonna rearrange our lives |
| International disaster send for the master |
| Don’t wait to see the white of his eyes. |
| International disaster (comin') |
| International disaster (comin') |
| International disaster (comin'). |
| And they’ll be flyin' in the Concorde and rollin' in the gutter |
| Calcutta and Singapore |
| Price of silver dropping so do yer Christmas shopping |
| Before you lose the chance the score. |
| International disaster slowly gettin' faster |
| Gonna take us by surprise |
| International disaster send for the plaster |
| Gotta stick it on before I dies |
| International disaster gonna be a blaster |
| Gonna rearrange our lives |
| International disaster send for the master |
| Don’t wait to see the white of his eyes. |
| International disaster (comin') |
| International disaster (comin') |
| International disaster (comin'). |