| We’re here, said Daemon Duncetan, all about a little raise |
| To help us get through to those better days |
| 'cause we’ve been united and our colour is true |
| And we really mean business and could do it with you |
| Oh yes, said Holy Peter, standing by the pearly gate |
| I ain’t sure that the Master’s home right now |
| But if you can wait |
| I can take up a message all about your beef |
| And have him check it over and maybe see about relief |
| Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan |
| Turn stone to bread right away |
| Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan |
| Turn stone to bread without delay |
| Daemon, said Peter, that’s about the tallest order |
| I ever did hear |
| I ain’t sure I can help you, he said pickin' his ear |
| 'cause it’s written that in practice your loss is your gain |
| And sweet forever after, but what was that again? |
| Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan |
| Turn stone to bread right away |
| Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan |
| Turn stone to bread without delay |
| Because our granaries are all empty |
| There’s not enough to go around |
| And our cabbage crops have not yielded substitute |
| And there hasn’t been an abundance |
| Of alternatives offhand lately |
| And our miners are striking these happy bourgeois days |
| And while you’re at it how about gettin' him |
| To rearrange the code of equality at large |
| Of distribution of power of those who’ve been in charge |
| And if not would you please just record |
| That one Daemon Duncetan tendered his request |
| And retired at the Lord’s grace into rest |
| Said Peter, this really is not in my line |
| I’m all into changin' water to wine |
| And I don’t want to disappoint you and I wouldn’t want |
| To be a drag |
| But what you’re requesting just isn’t my bag |
| Said Daemon, who’s sorry too, but y’see we didn’t have no choice |
| And our hands they are many and we’d be of one voice |
| We’ve come all the way from Wigan to get up and state |
| Our case for survival before it’s too late |
| Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan |
| Turn stone to bread right away |
| Turn stone to bread or Yorkshire pudding |
| Turn stone to bread without delay |