| Bob: Now kids we’re gonna sing along with one of my favorite songs, |
| The Bunny Song |
| John Claude: Mr Bob we’re not supposed to sing the bunny song |
| Bob: oh ho ho thank you for pointing that out John Claude but this is the new |
| and improved bunny song, |
| this is the one we’re supposed to sing |
| John Claude: i see |
| the bunny |
| the bunny |
| whoa i ate the bunny |
| i didn’t eat my soup or my bread |
| just the bunny |
| the bunny |
| the bunny |
| oh i love the bunny |
| but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny |
| i didn’t eat my salad |
| i didn’t eat my steak |
| i had too much candy and got a tummy-ache |
| i need to eat good food to help me to grow |
| i’ll obey my momma cause she loves me so yah i’ll go to church |
| and i’ll go to school |
| that stuff is important |
| and i ain’t no fool |
| i don’t want no pickles |
| i don’t want no honey |
| i just want a plate of a bucket of bunnies |
| i don’t want a tissue |
| no no no girls |
| no that’s wrong |
| i learned my lesson |
| oh you’re gonna get tummy-aches |
| now you stop singin' that stuff |
| listen here girls |
| oh no the bunny |
| the bunny |
| whoa i ate the bunny |
| i didn’t eat my soup or my bread |
| just the bunny |
| the bunny |
| the bunny |
| oh i love the bunny |
| but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny |