| Maggie dear, just won’t go out alone
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| Seems that she must have a chaperone
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| When we go out no matter where we’re bound
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| There’s always somebody around
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| She brings her father, her mother
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| Her sister and her brother
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| Woah, I never see Maggie alone
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| She brings her uncle, her cousin
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| She’s got ‘em by the dozens
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| You know that’s why I never see Maggie alone
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| And if I phone her, say to her «Sweet
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| Where shall we meet, supposing we eat
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| She brings her father, her mother
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| Her sister and her brother
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| Oh! |
| I can never, never see my Maggie alone
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| She brings her father, her mother
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| Her sister and her big big brother
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| Oh! |
| I never see Maggie alone
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| One night when we were out walking
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| And she got tired of talking
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| She invited me up to her home
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| I turned the lights down, they were too bright
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| Oh! |
| What a sight when I turned on the light
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| There was her father, her mother
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| Her sister and her big, fat brother
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| Oh! |
| I never see Maggie alone
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| I bought a roadster, two-seated
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| I even had it heated
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| So that I could see Maggie alone
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| While we were riding, and kissing
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| The engine started missing
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| And we were a long way from home
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| I got right out and then fast as I could
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| Found what was wrong, for when I raised the hood
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| There was her father, her mother
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| Her sister and her big, fat brother
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| Oh! |
| I never see Maggie alone
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| I never
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| Oh I never
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| Ow, I never see my little Maggie alone
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| Oh, Maggie |