| This one goes out to all the people into pop | 
| To the Frankies going to Hollywood | 
| Please wake me up before you go-go | 
| Cause there’s something I wanna know | 
| Did Mark King reach Level 43? | 
| Did Boy George date Terence Trent D’Arby? | 
| I heard the guys in Bros. are sisters | 
| Like the girls in Mr. Mister | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| Thank god, Rick Astley gave us up | 
| When will the Scorpions break up? | 
| Next time you think about going retro | 
| This is what you ought to know | 
| A Sam Fox comeback and a Crowded House | 
| These are the things I can do without | 
| Mr. Hutchence is no longer INXS | 
| Cause revivals have no class | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| I wanna know, I wanna | 
| I wanna know, I wanna | 
| I wanna know, I wanna | 
| I wanna know, I wanna | 
| I wanna know, I wanna | 
| I wanna know, I wanna | 
| I wanna know, I wanna | 
| I wanna know, I wanna know | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| (I wanna know) | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| (Where did they go-go?) | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| (I wanna know) | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| (I wanna know) | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| (I wanna know) | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| (I wanna know) | 
| Wo-ho | 
| Whatever happened to the 80's? | 
| (I wanna know) |