| People will know when they see this show |
| The kind of guy I am |
| They'll recognize just what I stand for |
| And what I just can't stand |
| They'll perceive what I believe in |
| And what I know is true |
| They'll recognize I'm a one man guy |
| Always was through and through |
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| Yeah, people meditate, hey that's just great |
| Trying to find the inner you |
| And people depend on family and friends |
| And other folks to pull them through |
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| I don't know why I'm a one man guy |
| Or why I'm a one man show |
| But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat |
| Are all I love and know |
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| 'Cause I'm a one man guy in the morning |
| Same in the afternoon |
| One man guy when the sun goes down |
| I whistle me a one man tune |
| One man guy, one man guy |
| Only kinda guy to be |
| I'm a one man guy, I'm a one man guy |
| I'm a one man guy is me |
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| I'm gonna bathe and shave and dress myself |
| And eat solo every night |
| Unplug the phone, sleep alone |
| And stay way out of sight |
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| Sure it's kinda lonely |
| Yeah it's sort of sick |
| But being your own one and only |
| Is a dirty selfish trick |
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| 'Cause I'm a one man guy in the morning |
| Same in the afternoon |
| One man guy when the sun goes down |
| I whistle me a one man tune |
| One man guy, one man guy |
| Only kinda guy to be |
| I'm a one man guy, I'm a one man guy |
| I'm a one man guy is me |
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