| Well I’ve been wearing a gilded lily |
| Cunningly carved in a manner frilly |
| To my design it was created |
| No deviation was tolerated |
| My gilded lily, he thinks he’s funny |
| My gilded lily, he’s worth cash money |
| My gilded lily, he made me a smarty |
| I wear my lily to all the right parties go |
| I was the envy of all the horde |
| I proclaimed myself overlord |
| My gilded lily gives me all this and more |
| I puke my guts all over the floor |
| I found the entertainment banal so, |
| Through trenches of flesh we carved a canal |
| Lead harlequin then drew his last |
| He held a bejeweled theatrical mask |
| The door heaved and then exploded |
| We split the bill and then drove home loaded |
| When we got there the paint was peeling |
| We rose an Jell-O cubes to the ceiling |
| I wear the lily Gaily festooned in a manner silly |
| Draped in apparel I bathe in the smell I gild the lily |
| Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly I wear the lily |
| When I part with Milli Vanilli |
| And soon the pleasure barges |
| Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated |
| We mingles as one amidst debris of Debauchery, |
| I looked for the lily and just found me |
| And all the while gilded lily faded |
| Though it was the best I created |
| But gilded lily was still in place |
| It made a mockery of my face |
| And delivered us a surprise |
| The hulking mass of what we despised |
| We lurched away as we moved to snuff it |
| And we delivered a princely buffet |
| Soon the continent split all asunder |
| And the radios blared to the blunder |
| My gilded lily expanded while spinning |
| That’s when I found out that we were winning |
| Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons |
| We piled up, peeled out, veered off and then we were gone |