| Let me introduce you to the gang |
| Johnny plays the sitar, hes an existentialist |
| Once he had a name, now he plays our game |
| You wont feel so good now that youve joined the gang |
| Molly is the model in the ads |
| Crazy clothes and acid full of soul and crazy hip |
| Someone switched her on, then her beam went wrong |
| Cause she cant switch off now that shes joined the gang |
| Arthur is a singer with a band |
| Arthur drinks two bottles just before he goes on stage |
| Look at arthur rave, all the kids are paid |
| They want to see the croaking man who joined the gang |
| You wont be alone, weve all got beery grins |
| Its a big illusion but at least youre in At least youre in This clubs called the webb, its this months pick |
| Next month we shall find a place where prices arent so stiff |
| 15 bob a coke, fraid thats past a joke |
| This is how to spend now that youve joined the gang |
| This is what to do now that youre here |
| Sit round doing nothing all together very fast |
| Psychedelic stars, throwing down cigars |
| Theyre picking up the joints now that theyve joined the gang |