| One, two, three, four, Euthanasia ok |
| Kill 'em off if you can |
| The gas is nice, but the needle’s better, |
| Grandma. |
| Oh yeah Euthanasia ok, |
| All the way, Euthanasia. |
| Come on oldies it’s your momentous day |
| To be murdered in this way. |
| You could only life for 30 years more, |
| So what reason have you got to stay. |
| Come into the chamber, it’s really clean. |
| You won’t catch any disease, |
| Oh Gran, we’re not that mean. |
| Forgive us but you will have to pay, |
| Riding on our backs 60 years of the way. |
| Now close your eyes and hold your breath. |
| Open the gates, this is your final day. |