| Jimmy Lee, chip pan grease
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| Set fire to the school canteen
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| All the children had to leave
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| They missed school for the day
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| The teachers still got paid
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| Ivan the terrible looks after some animals
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| Turkeys and highland cattle
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| He sells them for their meat
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| He’s a farmer on his feet
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| Sitting on a railway line
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| Scaring all the passers by
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| Stars and stripes flash in their eyes
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| Scared the kids off the bus
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| The driver gave no fuss
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| Lives his life so dangerously
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| Goes by the name of American Steve
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| Keeps some hammers up his sleeve
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| He’s a man you’d like to meet
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| But don’t give him no cheek
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| Don’t give him no cheek
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| We won’t forget your face
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| No we won’t forget you face
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| Sit and watch the world all day
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| When you have done one
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| You’ll go like the bouncing bomb
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| And you’ll bounce bounce bounce
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| And you’ll free the dam
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| When you have to go
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| When you’re dead and gone
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| The bouncing bomb will be remembered
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| John the landlord takes no slack
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| He don’t care if you never come back
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| Sits down with a black bin bag
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| It’s full of CD’s
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| He’ll give you one for free
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| Hazel sits by the bar
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| Drinking beer and advakat
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| Has to sneak out for her tar
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| She thinks no one knows she smokes
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| Little does she know
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| Little do we know
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| We won’t forget your face
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| No we won’t forget you face
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| Sit and watch the world all day
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| When you have done one
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| You’ll go like the bouncing bomb
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| And you’ll bounce bounce bounce
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| And you’ll free the dam
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| When you have to go
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| When you’re dead and gone
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| The bouncing bomb will be remembered
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| Wendy walks the roads all day
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| Lost her house she lost her way
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| Scarf coat and an anorak
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| She’s looking for her man
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| She knows she never can
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| Don’t forget about Steve the mean
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| Kept his money in a submarine
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| He’d been shaking money trees
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| He was an entrepeneur
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| But no one really cared
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| They just sit back and stared |