| -hey son? |
| -hey dad. |
| -son, whos your favorite rapper and who’s your favorite rap group? |
| -you are, cause you the real ice cream man and my favorite rap group is t.r.u. |
| cause I’m true 2 da game. |
| -aha, I’m true 2 da game too son. you did your homework? you got any studying |
| to do? |
| -yea dad. studying this, just how to be a true playa. wanta ask me some |
| questions? |
| -yea son. let me see this. oh they didn’t have questions like this when I grew |
| up son, but I guess whatever |
| It takes to make you be a man son. I’m all for it. son, the first question is, |
| if you rap about another |
| Rapper on a record, what are you? |
| -you a sucka! |
| -aha, you got that right son. next question. if you hate another for being |
| successful, what are you? |
| -you mean like, you rollin in benzes, they be like p.h.ing you, the pigs be |
| pulling you over cause you |
| Be black and you be sittin on triple gold, like the niggas in the ghetto be |
| hatin on you cause you made it out? |
| -yea son, what is that, what you call that? |
| -dad, that only be two words. playa hata. |
| -huh, you got that right son. look like you gonna past this test, |
| but I got one more question for you. son, if |
| Any man depends on another man and can’t think on his own, can’t survive on his |
| own, can’t take good care of his |
| Family, you know what I mean son. I mean, you were put in this world by |
| yourself, you’re supposed to depend on you |
| And nobody else. I mean son, when a man can’t function on his own and put his |
| problems on another man, son, what type |
| Of man is that? what do you call that type of person? |
| -dad, can I curse? |
| -son, if you have to express yourself. tell me, what type of man is that? |
| -that a punk ass bitch |
| -hehehe, damn little p, you bout it, bout it, just like your daddy. |
| oh wait, one more question before I leave though. |
| What you wanna be when you grow up? |
| -i wanna be a g like you. a no limit soldier for life. fuck you hatas, |
| cause we have millions. |