| Any body who is anybody |
| Will soon walk through that door |
| At Fat Sam’s Grand Slam Speakeasy |
| Always able to find you a table |
| There’s room for just one more |
| At Fat Sam’s Grand Slam Speakeasy |
| Once you get here, feel the good cheer |
| Like they always say in the poem |
| Fat Sam’s ain’t humble |
| But it’s your home sweet home |
| Plans are made here, games are played here |
| I could write me a book |
| Each night astounds you |
| Rumours are abuzzing |
| Stories by the dozen |
| Look around you, cousin |
| At the news were making here |
| Anybody who is anybody |
| Will soon walk through that door |
| At Fat Sam’s Grand Slam Speakeasy |
| Da da da… |
| Hoc ya, hoo ya, hoo da da da da |
| See the politicians |
| Sittin' by the kitchen |
| Said he caught his fingers |
| In the well he was wishin' |
| Once you get here, feel the good cheer |
| Like they always say in the poem |
| Fat Sam’s ain’t humble |
| But it’s your home sweet home |
| Plans are made here, games are played here |
| I could write me a book |
| Each night astounds you |
| Rumours are abuzzing |
| Stories by the dozen |
| Look around you, cousin |
| At the news were making here |
| Anybody who is anybody |
| Will soon walk through that door |
| At Fat Sam’s Grand Slam Speakeasy |