| Well I was just now doing funnels at good ol' TKE’s |
| When I saw a drunk come in who looked pretty good to me |
| So I asked her for a dance and then I asked her for |
| name |
| And within a nanosecond she became a royal pain |
| Bawk bawk bawk |
| Bawk bawk bawk |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh) |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh) |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh) |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh) |
| Across the room I spot a girl with eyes disguised as love |
| With the raven hair and the soft skin of a dove |
| And when she looked at me into my eyes she put me in a hex |
| I said beat me, whip me, love me baby let me write bad |
| checks |
| Bawk bawk bawk |
| Bawk bawk bawk |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh) |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh) |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh) |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh) |
| Well Suzy was a moaner and a sleazy little tease |
| But once you got her going she would always aim to |
| please |
| With a quart of cheap tequila and a quarter gram of |
| hash |
| Her hips would start a smokin? like a pipe of burning |
| ash |
| Bawk bawk bawk |
| Bawk |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Oh) |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Oh) |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Oh) |
| Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Oh) |