| I hope your Granny runs out of cornbread |
| I hope an acorn hits you in the head |
| I hope your sweet tea runs out of ice |
| I hope you end up alone tonight |
| I hope your beer comes out to be warm |
| I hope you lay in a yard of thorns |
| I hope he meets his cousin and loves her more |
| I hope you burn your marshmallow roast in s’mores (Yeehaw) |
| I hope your car goes in a lake |
| Hope your bird, dog gets bit by a snake |
| I hope your farm gets sold to a guy with the first name Jake |
| And I hope he tells you you’re tacky |
| While he is walking around in his Khakis |
| 'Cause I know he’s a city slicker |
| I hope he falls in love with your sister |
| I hope your pops tells you he don’t love you |
| Puts a stripper above you |
| I hope Duck Dynasty don’t show up on your TV tonight (Bitch) |
| Hope you run out of your wifi, while you’re scrolling through sci-fi |
| I hope that one night he gets you pregnant, and you and him end up on Maury |
| I hope by now you miss me |
| I hope you know you did me wrong, you did me wrong (You did) |
| I hope you know I loved you, I gave you everything |
| I hope you see me down the road and it takes you down memory lane |
| I hope you remember our first date, turned your best day into your worst day |
| I hope that your sunshine goes and turns to a rainy day |