| The first time I saw you I knew |
| There would be no other |
| That tingle told us we were |
| Meant for one another |
| I’m calling you |
| I’m calling you |
| I’m calling, one, two, three |
| Buttered beauties of the negroid north |
| Come spread your tallow on me |
| Oiled wonder of the midnight forest |
| Toss down your glossy web |
| She’s got me by the lever |
| Sticking it out, sticking it out |
| In simulated leather |
| Sticking it out, sticking it out |
| I think she broke my tether |
| C’mon, c’mon |
| Keep on comin' on now |
| The first time I saw you I knew |
| There would be no other |
| That tingle told us we were |
| Meant for one another |
| I’m calling you |
| I’m calling you |
| I’m calling, one, two, three |
| Buttered beauties of the negroid north |
| Come spread your tallow on me |
| Oiled wonder of the midnight forest |
| Toss down your glossy web |
| She’s got me by the lever |
| Sticking it out, sticking it out |
| In simulated leather |
| Sticking it out, sticking it out |
| I think she broke my tether |
| C’mon now, c’mon now |
| Keep on comin' on now |
| Buttered beauties of the negroid north |
| Come spread your glossy tallow on me |
| Oiled wonder of the midnight forest |
| Toss down your web |
| Me |