Текст песни Boyfriend Parody - Bart Baker

Boyfriend Parody

If I was a black man you would be my hoe
Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo
But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
Saying swag is cool
Now I’ll make a wish on these magic golden shoes
A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true
Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN
I want to be everything I’m not
That’s why I say swag a lot
I wish I was a black man
So these big shoes would fit
Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby dick
I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so
But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
And it really blows
Hey what’s going on guys, can I hang with you?
Being a minority that’s all I wanna do
I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too
Why the fuck your whispering
Get the hell out of her dude
Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin!
What’s the deal doc, I was hangin' with my new friends
I ran some tests, it turns out that your a girl man
But I’m with Selena, does that make me a lesbian?
Exactly
That explains why I can’t find my cock!
It was just small I thought
Turns out I’m your girlfriend
Because I’m not a bro
That’s why we never had sex
I got nothing below
I’m actually a lesbian
The doctor told me so
So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know
I’ll scissor you for sure
Now that I know that I am really a girl, don’t wanna be a different race no
more just a lesbian
Wait! I need to come clean. There’s something about me that you don’t know
I am not a Lady, I didn’t wanna say
They would of kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly
If your actually a man, does that mean I’m straight?
This is so damn confusing
I thought that I was gay
Can we scissor any way
Okay