Текст песни You Look Stupid - Maxnormal.tv

You Look Stupid

It’s better to be yourself\nYou don’t have to be bad to be cool\nBe good and you will be\nGood at everything that you do\nFuck Eugène Terre\nAnd all your stupid white knights\n(do do do do, do do do do)\nWelcome to my fright night!\nBeat Box Slayer\nYour wife masturbates to Steve Hofmeyr, uh\nNow here’s my word to your daughter\nIf your dad ever puts his hands in your pants or\nTries to make you touch his willy go tell your mom\nSame goes for your brother and your uncle and your cousin\nYou think the rapper knows what’s up, maybe he doesn’t\nDon’t bug me, I’m watching the rugby\nMy biltong makes me feel strong\nLittle poppies love me\nPatricia Lewis knows who’s newest\nMaxNormal.TV\nI’m rocking knee-high khaki socks\nBokkies from Benoni wanna blow me\nI’m sending big shoutouts to all my Satanic homies\nThroat-sucking goats from Cape Town to Port Elizabeth\nBored of visitors from Zimbabwe trying to park my car\nLeave me alone, I can park it on my own!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nRappers are stupid, very fucking stupid\nNot quite as stupid as me, I’m the new kid!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nPlus a lot of DJs these days suck\nWhen I say DJ he say, «Fuck!»\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nStraight out of Randburg — uh!\nCrazy motherfucker named van der Merwe, uh\nUsed to eat the hamburger, just like everyone else\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nStop looking at me funny, look at yourself\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nI don’t live on the streets, but I walk on the streets\nI don’t fly through outer space when I talk on the beat\nWhen I enter the place, everyone gawking at me\nLike my head is a microwave and my body’s a fridge\nOpen my chest, stare at my lights\nSo what I’m a robot?\nDon’t try open my head, read the warning dummy\nYou’ll get very dead very quick\nI’m very, very sick\nRight here on earth\nTrying my best to get better\nRapping so high, rapping from inside the space station\nThe space monkeys in the circle, nodding their heads vacant\nYou’re running out of energy, no more sun\nRent money, food, irrelevance, ET phone home\nI fly in the air and flex my skill at big fancy festivals\nSmile for the camera, grabbing my testicles\nRappers sound identical, like awards festivals\nYour puff-fluffy play-play coochi-woochi I’m terrible\n(RARR!)\nNow run an' tell your mommy\nFuck the money, I’m in it for the young girls' punani\nSniff sniff, coochi bos, poes baie stywe\n(Yeah dog!)\nI’m not your dog I’m a wolf\nI rap like I’m standing next to you in the lift without speaking\nWhile you’re thinking about what you’re doing this weekend\nYou in the shallow end with arm bands\nI’m in the deep end\nUnderwater your legs look good\nYou’re like «what the…»\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nRappers are stupid, real fucking stupid\nNot quite as stupid as me, I’m the new kid\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nSometimes I start having so much fun that I can’t even think\nI’ll slip a tampon in your drink\nNow you look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nMy style makes your face ugly!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nFuck looking at me funny, look at yourself\nYou look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!\nI’m real like the landlord\nThe lord of the land\nYour stuff’s stuck as fuck\nEveryone’s bored of you man\nYou know when you go to sleep funny and you can’t feel your leg?\nWell you’re still asleep, dummy, plus your whole heads gone dead\nI’ll punch you in the face, but you still won’t feel it, like «pow»\nDid you feel that? Exactly!\nI walk around town, refrigerator style\nAin’t the Moseneke\nKids laugh, fill me with stuff, making fun of me\n'Til I overheat emotionally\nHubbly-bubbly for company\nMC Totally Rad\nGo hug a tree\nRappers are stupid, very fucking stupid\nNot quite as stupid as me, I’m the new kid\nWalking down the block, in my kak flip-flops\nPajama pants, my t-shirt says «fuck hip hop»\nPeople look at me like I’m some kind of gross stain\nThis ghost plane is most strange, I’ll hurt your head like propane\nI live on my own like a dream come true\nWho would of thought?\nI’m like «Wow, this is incredible!»\nAll the other me’s before me looking to the future\nWith a big glow on the chest give me a round of applause\nFree money get a word to the dassie on your sweater\nInteresting mood spreader makes everything better\nIf your days are dark and your friends are few\nRemember MaxNormal. TV is there for you!