| My daddy bought me a car
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| He’d never think I would go this far
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| Racing down through the city
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| In my Mercedes Cabriolet
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| Like a singing ricochet
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| I head for the beach
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| As the wig is flowing in the breeze
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| Ruth is feeding me with cheese
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| Yes I’m a fake but don’t you tell anyone
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| I’m a singer in a rock 'n roll band
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| And we’re so god damn great
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| My Band is on top of the world
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| That’s what people think
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| And yeah, thats the god damn truth
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| And my wife’s name is Ruth
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| My rock 'n roll age is twenty
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| But the fact is, I’m plenty
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| I will never give up my fame
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| But people say I’m so fucking lame
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| We woke up the pharaohs, we played by the Nile
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| Mummy metal for the masses
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| Tutankhamen went wild, Cleopatra she smiled
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| First aid for the masses
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| Yes I’m a fake but don’t you tell anyone
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| I’m a singer in a rock 'n roll band
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| And we’re so god damn great
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| In the weekends I play gold
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| With my dear friend Dr. Rolf
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| He’s the one who fixed my face
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| 'Cause I don’t wanna look like a basket case
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| People do not know I’m a fake
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| That could be more than they could take
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| I’m wearing make up to look so good
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| The bandanna keeps the wig in place
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| We woke up the pharaohs, we played by the Nile
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| Mummy metal for the masses
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| Tutankhamen went wild, Cleopatra she smiled
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| First aid for the masses |