| NO HELP WANTED |
| Writer Bill Carlisle |
| Now I’ve got a gal from New Orleans |
| She’s the cutest little thing that you ever have seen |
| She’s got a cute little walk with a hippity-hop |
| She’s *big at the little and bottom at the top* |
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted |
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted |
| (Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?) |
| I can handle this job all by myself |
| Well, I love my baby, she’s a little lovin' hugger |
| Cute as a button and sweet as sugar |
| I’m gonna buy her a diamond ring |
| And we’ll get married in the Spring |
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted |
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted |
| (Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?) |
| Well, I can handle this job all by myself |
| Well, she calls me her «little piggy-wiggy» |
| And I call her my «little thinga-ma-jiggy» |
| Every time I ask her for a kiss |
| I can hear her voice sound somethin' like this |
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted |
| (Could you use a little help?) No help wanted |
| (Do ya need any help?) (Could you use a little help?) |
| Well, I can handle this job all by myself |
| (Do ya need any help?) No, sirree |
| (Could you use a little help?) Not for me |
| (Just call on me if you need a little help) |
| I can handle this job all by myself |
| Well, I’m gonna take her honky-tonkin' tonight |
| We’re gonna do everything up right |
| When the music starts we’ll swing and sway |
| We’re gonna dance till the break of day |
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted |
| (Could you use a little help?) No help wanted |
| (Do ya need any help?) (Could you use a little help?) |
| (Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?) |
| (Could you use a little help?) (Could you use a little help?) |
| I can handle this job all by myself |
| There’s no help wanted! |