| This is a little song, about getting some |
| You know what I’m saying, if you don’t. kick it |
| I just held hands |
| And it felt so good |
| A woman let me put my hand in her hand |
| Have you ever held hands |
| I did it felt sweet |
| It felt so good when I did it with my penis |
| I mean my hand. |
| A girl let me do it |
| Don’t ask me how it happened |
| Holding hands can make a nice man feel uh. |
| The same I guess |
| You’ll never guess where I just came from, I held hands |
| If I had to describe the feeling they were smooth |
| Mine were a little sweaty, but hers were kinda warm |
| I called Father Anthony right after I was finished |
| Oh hey, why you creeping I don’t hold hands and tell |
| if you really wanna know just give it a smell |
| «Woah guys, check it out, I think he’s telling the truth |
| Dave I wish I was you!» |
| High five! |
| I just held hands and it felt so good |
| A women let me put my hand in her hand |
| I just held hands, I couldn’t ask for more |
| I felt spark, heart to heart, girl you’re the best |
| I’m gonna tell the world |
| To be honest I’m not sure if she was really into it |
| Instead she tried to touch my face and my leg |
| I ain’t one to argue man, we so held hands |
| She could be my wife, best 3 hours of my life |
| I’m so humbled by a girls ability to let me hold her |
| «Cool story bro, maybe next time she’ll let you pwn her!» |
| «Don't say that, she was sent from above!» |
| She let me wear my hat and my favorite glove |
| This ones dedicated to the girls |
| That let us flop around on top of their hand |
| If they’re big or small weird looking or long |
| This song goes out to you |
| She was calling up her parents |
| Doesn’t matter held hands |
| She might have been asleep |
| Doesn’t matter held hands |
| She even had a boyfriend |
| Doesn’t matter held hands |
| She didn’t have a hand |
| Still counts… «Wait that does not count mister» |
| We just held hands and it felt «mehhhh… Awesome!» |
| A women let me put my hand in her hand |
| We just held hands, we couldn’t ask for me |
| We felt sparks, heart to heart, girl you’re the best |
| I’m gonna tell the world. |