| You could drive a person crazy
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| You could drive a person mad
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| Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
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| First you make a person hazy
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| So a person could be had
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| Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
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| Then you leave a person dangling sadly
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| Outside your door
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| Which it only makes a person gladly
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| Want you even more
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| I could understand a person
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| If it’s not a person’s bag
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| Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
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| I could understand a person
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| If the person was a drag
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| But worse than that
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| A person that
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| Titillates a person and then leaves her flat
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| Is crazy
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| He’s a troubled person
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| He’s a truly crazy person
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| Himself!
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| (spoken)
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| Oh, yes, we’v all known them, right?
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| (sung)
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| When a person’s prsonality is personable
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| He shouldn’t oughta sit like a lump
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| It’s harder than a matador coercin' a bull
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| To try to get you off of your rump
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| So single and attentive and attractive a man
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| Is everything a person could wish
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| But turning off a person is the act of a man
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| Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish
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| Knock, knock, is anybody there?
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| Knock, knock, it really isn’t fair
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| Knock, knock, I’m working all my charms
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| Knock, knock, a zombie’s in my arms
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| All that sweet affection
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| What is wrong?
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| Where’s the loose connection?
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| How long, oh Lord, how long?
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| You could drive a person buggy
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| You could blow a person’s cool
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| Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
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| First you make the person feel all huggy
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| While you make her feel a fool
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| Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
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| When a person says that you upset her
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| That’s when you’re good
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| You impersonate a person better
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| Than a zombie should
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| I can understand a person
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| If he wasn’t good in bed
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| Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
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| I could understand a person
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| If he actually was dead
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| Exclusive you
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| Elusive you
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| Will any person ever get the juice of you?
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| You’re crazy
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| You’re a lovely person
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| You’re a moving, deeply maladjusted
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| Never to be trusted
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| Crazy person
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| Yourself! |