| Whoo! | 
| Well! | 
| Gettin' my potatoes, yeah! | 
| Oh yeah! | 
| Fresh mashed potatoes, yeah! | 
| Ha, well, come on and do it, ha | 
| Say it! | 
| Ah! | 
| Mashed potatoes, ah! | 
| Gettin' my potatoes, yeah! | 
| Byrd! | 
| Wanna get in these potatoes, brother? | 
| (Yeah?) | 
| Gettin' mashed potatoes, yeah yeah | 
| (Taters!) | 
| Gettin' my mashed potatoes! | 
| (Potatoes!) | 
| Ha-ha (ho), french fry 'em! | 
| (taters!), hey, ho | 
| French fried potatoes, yeah! | 
| (hey) | 
| (Taters!) Bought 'em | 
| (Fry 'em!) Candied yam! | 
| (Yeah!) Ha, ha | 
| Turn it down, ho! | 
| Mashed potatoes! | 
| (French fries!) | 
| Heeey! | 
| Ha, ha | 
| Mashed potatoes, yeah! | 
| Say it! | 
| Ha-ha (Taters!) | 
| Oh yeah! | 
| (Taters!) | 
| Mashed potatoes! | 
| (Need some taters!) | 
| Need my mashed potatoes! | 
| (Potatoes!) | 
| A-ha, doing the Mashed Potatoes, yeah! | 
| A-ha (Taters, do the taters!) | 
| Come on! | 
| I’m on one leg now, brother | 
| (Yeah, french fries time!) | 
| You gotta mash 'em! | 
| Can I mash 'em? | 
| (Yeah!) | 
| Mashed Potatoes one more time! | 
| In Boston, they’re doing the Mashed Potato | 
| (Yeah!) And New Zealand doin' the Mashed Potato | 
| (Yeah!) In Los Angeles, they’re doin' the Mashed Potato | 
| (In doing the Mashed Potatoes!) | 
| In, they’re doin' the Mashed Potato | 
| (They're even doing it down in Tacoma!) | 
| Do the Mashed Potatoes in New York City! | 
| (Do the Mashed Potatoes in New Jersey!) | 
| Way over in Chicago, ha ha! | 
| (Down in Virginia!) And Detroit! | 
| Raleigh, North Carolina! | 
| A-ha! | 
| All aboard for the Mashed Potatoes! | 
| (Greensboro!) Charlotte! | 
| Miami, Florida! | 
| (Winston-Salem!) Jacksonville, a-ha-ha | 
| Birmingham! | 
| Tulsa, Oklahoma! | 
| Oklahoma City, do the Mashed Potatoes! | 
| (Kansas City!) Way out in | 
| Ooh, yes-ah! | 
| Alright! | 
| Philadelphia! | 
| Georgiawood (Yeah!), do the mashed Potatoes! | 
| Washington, D.C. | 
| (New York City!) The Alligator! | 
| The palonator! | 
| (Yeah!) Ha! | 
| In Cleveland, Ohio! | 
| (Dayton!) | 
| Cincinnati, yeah yeah yeah | 
| (In Tuleno), Nashville, remember | 
| (Yeah!) Jackson, Tennessee | 
| Do the Mashed Potatoes, yeah! |