| I started listing what I wanted off my chest |
| And counted the syllables |
| To see how it could flow out of my mouth |
| I took down names, pictures and events for evidence |
| All to prove how ludicrous your concept of free market is The elections ended and you faded from the limelight |
| Hightailed it back to Alaska where you |
| Could rule again in exile |
| Then retired from work |
| To work on a dividing book |
| That people bought and read just like |
| Your cover’s fake smile |
| Then I heard of a new convention |
| A tea party 450 miles from any ocean |
| Where your first lines were |
| Wear your first lines |
| «Thank you so much, |
| God bless you, |
| Thank you so much; |
| I am so proud to be an American! |
| Thank you so much for being here tonight. |
| Do you love your freedom? |
| If you love your freedom thank a vet, |
| Any of you here serving in uniform, past or present? |
| Raise your hand! |
| Thank you for our freedom! |
| God bless you guys, |
| We salute you, we honor you, |
| Thank you. |
| I am so proud to be an American, |
| Thank you, gosh, thank you. |
| Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan." |
| Now you think we’re all ready for another revolution |
| When you get paid 100 grand for sixty minutes of spewing |
| Whatever a five-fifty dollar seat wants to hear |
| They want a president with a good shot while holding a beer |
| You see National Security is knowing how to use a rifle |
| And raising children who cannot decipher |
| Their own views over their own mother’s voice |
| Because if she can raise a special child then the whole world |
| Well it should have no choice |
| I love tea, but I can deal with just drinking coffee, |
| If it means I’ll never have to deal with you again |