| What’s that creaking in the kitchen? |
| Is that a prowler inside? |
| I hear footsteps on the roof |
| And there’s no place to hide |
| But I’ll wait here for a while just to see |
| Why he stole my woman from me |
| She was innocent and pretty |
| A girl you all could have known |
| But he snuck out of the closet |
| And he stole her for his own |
| If seeing ain’t believing then what is? |
| She was mine and now she is his |
| You know it just ain’t right |
| He ain’t man enough to fight |
| And he stole her like a thief |
| Yes, he stole her like a thief in the night |
| What’s that rustle in the bushes? |
| Those dogs barking just for fun? |
| Do you think he 'll try to hurt me? |
| If I scare him will he run? |
| I’d rather wait a while here just to see |
| Why he stole my woman from me |
| Why me? |
| I am staring out the window |
| And I shake at every sound |
| I am lying in his prison |
| While it’s him that’s walkin' round |
| And if no one’s gonna get him then I will |
| As long as he’s the guy who gets killed |