| I’m damned if i do and damned if |
| i dont holla fuck the world with my chest fulla smoke. |
| I choke on my breakfast the end of my necklace says |
| Dopehouse Records, Screwston Texas. |
| The diamonds on my emblem is cut |
| like a princess you can keep the lexus |
| 'cuz i got two benzes. I’m in your girlfriend’s |
| hot intestines cuz i bought her 2 dresses |
| and some contact lenses. Got a message in the bottle |
| hit the throttle in my carro click and clack |
| my semi-auto cuz im tryna see tommorrow. |
| Bought a condo for my top hoe cuz she’s |
| working that taco it’s the top selling vato, |
| twenty-threes on the tahoe TV screens, |
| margarita machines with street marines |
| got love for the crips, and bloods, and latin |
| kings If it means anything this for all my g’s |
| i’m in jail 'cuz i forgot my fuckin abc’s Another D.W.I |
| drunk and fuckin high i’ll be out before |
| the mothefuckin sun can touch the sky |
| They call young Thurston Howell the third |
| and dats my word ima swang ima swerve |
| ima park and scrape the curve |
| Why when I’m not high does my life |
| Feel like it’s missing something |
| I know that I must be high |
| So that I can function |
| I’m a use my three wishes, I’m very superstitious |
| No matter where I go I meet a bunch of horny bitches |
| Burn a few bridges, feed a few pigeons |
| Fuck em so good they wake up and wash dishes |
| The food was delicious, bacon, eggs, and biscuits |
| No French kisses and no hippopotamuses |
| I’m picky, if you strictly dickly, you can’t get with me |
| As I represent Houston like the damn Whitney |
| I’m a get em when I get em I loved em and I fed em |
| Lived in peace, I ain’t gonna let em when I see em I’m gonna wet |
| em |
| Shut em down like D-Town and the homie Ackavelie |
| Peace to Happareli and my nigga John Freddy |
| My drink is thick as jelly, I love my shit muddy |
| Four of us in this bitch and we gonna do them boys ugly |
| Ready for the rumble, leave em lying in a puddle |
| Y’all don’t really want no trouble with the lord of the jungle |
| Why when I’m not high does my life |
| Feel like it’s missing something |
| I know that I must be high |
| So that I can function |
| I walks in the club, a grabbing on my dick |
| As the police officers patting down my click |
| They say my bandana breaks the dress code |
| Every fine fucking bitch I see is my ex ho |
| I’m hogging and I’m dogging creeping and I’m crawling |
| Believe me this my calling it’s time to do you all in |
| Everybody jump jump, boys trip what what |
| Let my double barrel shotty go barump-pa-pump-pum |
| Slangin slab motor rocks up in no man’s land |
| Burnin off in my «Smokey and the Bandit» Trans Am |
| The rope around my neck is just dangling and jangling |
| Sometime I smoke the rain, it get wetter than a penguin |
| Aunt Jemima sipper, hoes like Jack Tripper |
| Peace to Big Dipper, what the deal my nigga |
| Hook like Johnny Topy, it’s Dopehouse living prosperous |
| I tip my waitress and she can’t stop saying 'Gracias' |
| Why when I’m not high does my life |
| Feel like it’s missing something |
| I know that I must be high |
| So that I can function |