| Everything is racist
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| Everything is racist according to me
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| Everything is racist
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| In 2017
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| Everything is bigger
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| When it makes you triggered
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| If you find it offensive
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| It’s micro-aggression
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| It’s gotta be censored
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| We’ll be safe
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| From the truth, from bad things
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| We’ll be Nazi Germany
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| Everything is racist
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| Everything is racist according to me
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| Everything is racist
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| In 2018
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| Tres, dos, uno (huh?)
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| Have you heard the truth?
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| I’m tryna escape it
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| Everything’s bad, 'cuz everything’s racist
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| Shirts, go fish, strawberry smoothies
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| All the Blowfish, especially Hootie
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| Everything you say is insanely racist
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| Every single day the racism’s outrageous
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| You know who needs sensitivity training?
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| Every single name in the Yellow Pages
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| Cats, dogs, felines, bitches
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| Kool-Aid, Michael Jackson, chicken
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| Chicken, (chicken) chicken
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| Every word is nigga
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| When it makes you triggered
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| If you find it offensive
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| It’s micro-aggression
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| It’s gotta be censored
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| We’ll be safe
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| From uncomfortable things
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| We’ll be fascist Italy
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| Everything is racist
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| Everything is racist according to me
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| Everything is racist
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| In 2019
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| Jesus Christ, hyperlinks
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| Birthdays at ice skating rinks
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| Suit and tie, expensive drinks
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| You know what’s racist? | 
| Kitchen sinks
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| iPhone charger, broccoli
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| The old guy from Monopoly
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| Tex-Mex, a dog named Rex
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| Any form of human sex
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| Eggs, kegs, legs, they’re racist
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| Cars, stars, and jars, they’re racist
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| God, and cod, your mom is racist
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| Everything you see, or think, or say
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| Is gay, and racist
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| I pledge allegiance
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| To the fascist
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| United States universities
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| To mute all the buzzwords
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| That make me sad
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| One day we’ll silence them all
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| And liberty will be flushed
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| Down the toilet
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| Everything is racist
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| Everything is racist according to me
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| Everything is racist
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| In 2020 |