| Nobody don’t like Christmas
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| It’s the happy day that everybody loves
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| It’s the snowflakes driftin' down
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| As the folks all over town
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| Are trimmin' trees and knittin' gloves!
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| Some people don’t like Easter
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| Or the Easter eggs the Easter Bunnies bring
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| When the chocolate hits their lips
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| It goes directly to their hips
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| And they pack on ten pounds every spring
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| But nobody don’t like Christmas
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| It’s the time of year that everyone adores
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| It’s holly-jolly everywhere
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| Santa’s downtown in the square
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| And in all them real high-class department stores!
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| Some people don’t like New Year’s
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| December thirty-first's the night they dread
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| They may be blowin' on noisemakers
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| But they’re all a bunch of fakers
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| 'Cause they’d rather all be home, asleep in bed
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| But nobody don’t like Christmas
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| And it doesn’t matter if you’re young or old
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| It’s filled with color and surprise
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| As right before your eyes
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| The world lights up in red and green and gold!
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| St. Valentine’s Day is a day you could hate
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| If you ain’t never been out on a date
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| And the Fourth of July can be a real drag
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| If you can’t get no one to salute your flag
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| But nobody don’t like Christmas
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| It’s a time of peace and love and brotherhood
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| 'Cause when you make peace with you brother
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| And you say «I love you, mother!»
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| Santa Claus’ll know that you’ve been good!
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| Memorial Day is a day to forget
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| And turkeys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving yet!
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| St. Patrick’s Day is dull, Arbor Day is borin'
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| And who wants to go to all that Yom Kippurin'… eh?
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| But nobody don’t like Christmas
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| And I’ll sing it from the top of every tree
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| Yes, nobody don’t like Christmas!
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| I say nobody don’t like Christmas!
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| And nobody don’t like Christmas…
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| Except me! |