| Someone’s in the kitchen |
| Trying to cook me up some trouble |
| Someone’s in the kitchen |
| Trying to stir me up inside |
| He’s been itching to try and burst my bubble |
| All this friction is killing my appetite |
| Get out--if you can’t take it |
| Get out--if you can’t take the heat |
| Throw your dirty looks out with the garbage |
| Humble pie is one thing I won’t eat |
| Just because you’re laid off at the office |
| Just because it’s now all up to me |
| You’re forgetting all the things you promised |
| It’s the age of equal opportunity |
| Get out--if you can’t take it |
| Get out--if you can’t take the heat |
| Throw your dirty looks out with the garbage |
| Humble pie is one thing I won’t eat |
| Oh--the kids are fine |
| We should use this time |
| To make some plans |
| Oh--I know it hurts |
| With our roles reversed |
| But darling you’ll be a better man |
| Yes I know it’s hard to do the laundry |
| Yes I know it’s hard to mind the kids |
| It doesn’t matter who does what, we’re family |
| I’m just working to keep us off the skids |
| Get out--if you can’t take it |
| Get out--if you can’t take the heat |
| Throw your dirty looks out with the garbage |
| Humble pie is one thing I won’t eat |
| Get out--if you can’t take it |
| Get out--if you can’t take the heat |
| Throw your dirty looks out with the garbage |
| Humble pie is one thing I won’t eat |
| Humble pie is one thing I won’t eat |
| Humble pie is one thing I won’t eat… no |