| Just supposed that all the votes were cast, and I came out ahead need |
| Republicans and Democrats, Elected me instead |
| I’d speed things up, I’d get things done, I’m hyper as can be |
| I’ll only need a two year term, cause I’ve got ADD |
| So let me be your president somebody swear me in |
| Then add my head to Mt. Rushmore if there’s room there for my chin |
| And if we need more taxes I’ll just make the congress pay |
| So lift your voice, I’m the only choice, God help the USA |
| I’ll never lie as president, of course not talking will be tough |
| And as for leaks I give my word to only leak the juicy stuff |
| We’ll never go to war, because I couldn’t stand the stress |
| And Willy Nelson is my pick to head the IRS |
| So let me be your president, Saddam Hussein won’t mess with me |
| What sister Vessel is in charge of my foreign policy |
| I’ll make July a holiday and let Christmas run through May |
| Lowry is the one, we’ll have so much fun God help the USA |