| Lester Sands has been working very hard | 
| Keeping up with what’s gone down | 
| Lester Sands is really in touch | 
| With what is who’s in town | 
| Lester Sands bores the ass off me | 
| Lester Sands is a big head case | 
| I am getting so sick of the sight of | 
| Lester Sands' face | 
| He thinks he’ll be someone someday (No way) | 
| He thinks he’ll get somewhere some way (No way) | 
| Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean | 
| Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean | 
| Lester Sands, a drop in the ocean | 
| He’d better pull himself together | 
| Do something speedy, or else | 
| Lester Sands will be shown the ropes | 
| And Lester Sands will hang himself | 
| Lester Sands, big mouth extraordinaire | 
| He’s pulled a muscle in his head | 
| Lester Sands strings words together | 
| 'Cause his senses have fled | 
| He thinks he’ll be someone someday (No way) | 
| He thinks he’ll get somewhere some way (No way) | 
| Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean | 
| Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean | 
| Lester Sands, a drop in the ocean | 
| Lester Sands is a stupid fucker | 
| And Lester Sands will stay that way | 
| Lester Sands just gathers his trash | 
| And brings it 'round here every day | 
| Lester Sands, I think you’d better scram | 
| If you wanna get out alive | 
| Are you looking to get friendly | 
| With somebody’s bunches of fives? | 
| He thinks he’ll be someone someday (No way) | 
| He thinks he’ll get somewhere some way (No way) | 
| Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean | 
| Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean | 
| Lester Sands, a drop in the ocean |