Текст песни (Walking in on Someone) Doin' a Poo - Aunty Donna

(Walking in on Someone) Doin' a Poo

I’m walking around
I’m doing a poo
I’m walking down the street
I’m doing a poo
I’m walking inside and I think need to poo
I’m doing a poo, I’m doing a poo
I’m walking to the loo
I’m doing a poo
I’m opening the door
Hey I’m in here mate what are you doing
Oh my god, sorry, I didn’t realise
I just wanted to say that I’m sorry that I walked in on you doin' a poo
Jeez louise I can’t believe that I walked in on you doin' a poo
Jeezy creasy, lemon squeezy I walked in on you doing a poo Sir
Good Golly Miss Molly, what a great folly, walking in on you doing a poo
No worries
What the eff are you thinkin' doing a poo?
If you’re gonna do a poo lock the door before you do
The poo is tearing me up inside, I’m mortified
The door said vacant, but it was occupied
(With you doin' a poo)
Go away
How can I forgive myself for what I did to you and your poo?
I have walked in on you, and your bum and on your poo
Sitting, ruminating ‘bout your poo and wee and poo
I am asking myself, am I any better than your poo?
But I gotta get out of of this poo situation, cadillac down route sixty poo
I made my poo mistakes, but me and my baby gonna leave my poo behind (Hey,
fuck off)
I’m just a man, who’s walked in on you doing a poo
But the craziest thing, I’ve fallen in love with you
Piss off
Doing a poo, doing a poo
I love you doin' a poo (Who are all these pe- a bloody choir? Holy Moly…)
Yo, when I arrived at this loo while you were pooing today
You surprised my eyes, ew, poo, that wasn’t O-K
There’s poo rules and poo cues let me poolosophize
Your poo is your poo for that I apoologise
It was a new poo journey through a strange poo land
Me and you, poo in poo, and hand in hand
From poo, true love grew cos we took a chance
You know that life’s a rollercoaster let’s have a poo dance
Yo a lot of people been saying this song’s a bit rude
But it really is just about that awkward situation
It could be about walking in on anyone doing anything
But just this situation, I walked in on someone doing a poo
Doing a poo, doing a poo
(I love you, doing a poo)
Well I hope you’re all happy I’m pooing and now I’m pooing in front of a choir
Doin a poo!
I just wanna thank DJ Crohn’s for laying down the beat
I wanna thank Michelle Brasier for helping me with the top line
I wanna thank the other Aunty Donna boys
Their drafts of this sketch have been invaluable
I wanna thank my God and my mom