| Theyre selling postcards of the hanging |
| Theyre painting the passports brown |
| The beauty parlor is filled with sailors |
| The circus is in town |
| Here comes the blind commissioner |
| Theyve got him in a trance |
| One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker |
| The other is in his pants |
| And the riot squad theyre restless |
| They need somewhere to go As lady and I look out tonight |
| From desolation row |
| Cinderella, she seems so easy |
| «it takes one to know one,"she smiles |
| And puts her hands in her back pockets |
| Bette davis style |
| And in comes romeo, hes moaning |
| „you belong to me I believe“ |
| And someone says,"youre in the wrong place, my friend |
| You better leave» |
| And the only sound thats left |
| After the ambulances go Is cinderella sweeping up On desolation row |
| Now the moon is almost hidden |
| The stars are beginning to hide |
| The fortunetelling lady |
| Has even taken all her things inside |
| All except for cain and abel |
| And the hunchback of notre dame |
| Everybody is making love |
| Or else expecting rain |
| And the good samaritan, hes dressing |
| Hes getting ready for the show |
| Hes going to the carnival tonight |
| On desolation row |
| Now ophelia, shes neath the window |
| For her I feel so afraid |
| On her twenty-second birthday |
| She already is an old maid |
| To her, death is quite romantic |
| She wears an iron vest |
| Her professions her religion |
| Her sin is her lifelessness |
| And though her eyes are fixed upon |
| Noahs great rainbow |
| She spends her time peeking |
| Into desolation row |
| Einstein, disguised as robin hood |
| With his memories in a trunk |
| Passed this way an hour ago |
| With his friend, a jealous monk |
| He looked so immaculately frightful |
| As he bummed a cigarette |
| Then he went off sniffing drainpipes |
| And reciting the alphabet |
| Now you would not think to look at him |
| But he was famous long ago |
| For playing the electric violin |
| On desolation row |
| Dr. filth, he keeps his world |
| Inside of a leather cup |
| But all his sexless patients |
| Theyre trying to blow it up Now his nurse, some local loser |
| Shes in charge of the cyanide hole |
| And she also keeps the cards that read |
| «have mercy on his soul» |
| They all play on penny whistles |
| You can hear them blow |
| If you lean your head out far enough |
| From desolation row |
| Across the street theyve nailed the curtains |
| Theyre getting ready for the feast |
| The phantom of the opera |
| A perfect image of a priest |
| Theyre spoonfeeding casanova |
| To get him to feel more assured |
| Then theyll kill him with self-confidence |
| After poisoning him with words |
| And the phantoms shouting to skinny girls |
| «get outa here if you dont know |
| Casanova is just being punished for going |
| To desolation row» |
| Now at midnight all the agents |
| And the superhuman crew |
| Come out and round up everyone |
| That knows more than they do Then they bring them to the factory |
| Where the heart-attack machine |
| Is strapped across their shoulders |
| And then the kerosene |
| Is brought down from the castles |
| By insurance men who go Check to see that nobody is escaping |
| To desolation row |
| Praise be to neros neptune |
| The titanic sails at dawn |
| And everybodys shouting |
| «which side are you on? «And ezra pound and t. s. eliot |
| Fighting in the captains tower |
| While calypso singers laugh at them |
| And fishermen hold flowers |
| Between the windows of the sea |
| Where lovely mermaids flow |
| And nobody has to think too much |
| About desolation row |
| Yes, I received your letter yesterday |
| (about the time the door knob broke) |
| When you asked how I was doing |
| Was that some kind of joke? |
| All these people that you mention |
| Yes, I know them, theyre quite lame |
| I had to rearrange their faces |
| And give them all another name |
| Right now I cant read too good |
| Dont send me no more letters no Not unless you mail them |
| From desolation row |