Текст песни No More Soda! - Whatever, Dad

No More Soda!

Kuya BJ thinks he’s fat
So, he’s giving up soda for
The rest of his life
His wife has a funny feeling he’ll cave, but
He’s been hooked on Perrier
No more soda!
Be careful: I am totally ripped
If you hug me, I might hurt ya —
Not on purpose, though
It’s just there’s something in
That devilish seltzer water