| He picked her up a nice bunch of motorway roses |
| And they stumbled into a photo booth and pulled some funny poses |
| He told her about his christian rock group, guns and moses |
| He’s glad she laughs at his crummy jokes cause no-one else does |
| As they went into the ghost-train at the fair she started playing footsie |
| When they came out he was wearin' her lip balm like |
| He was tootsie |
| Then they got stuck on the ferris wheel and laughed at by the gypsies |
| But she had her i-pod so they sat and |
| Just listened to the pixies |
| Teenagers in love all dewy eyed |
| And she looks prettiest when she is shy |
| She’s got those apple-cheeks from the cold |
| She’s got those apple-cheeks from the cold |
| She better button up her coat |
| She better button up her coat |
| So they went to the cinema on Saturday to watch a matinee in Chiswick |
| The kinda girl who out the Jones' prefers Indiana to Bridget |
| They came out of the first flick and then snuck into another one |
| And whenever she got bored she French kissed him her Bubble-gum |
| And afterwards they carved their names onto a park bench |
| But in brackets they put Louis Lane & Clark Kent |
| And if you’d seen them at the station it would’ve made you heart wrench |
| Shivering on the platform cause they missed the last train |
| Teenagers in love all duey eyed |
| And she looks prettiest when she is shy |
| She’s got those apple-cheeks from the cold |
| She’s got those apple-cheeks from the cold |
| She better button up her coat |
| She better button up her coat. |