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Дата выпуска: 09.04.2020
Язык песни: Английский
Fisheye Lens |
Woke up this morning in a rap song video |
Can you help me with my hip-hop ditty, yo? |
Well, Coach Z, that all depends |
Can you get your green mittens on a fisheye lens? |
I’m sorry, did you just say waughmp waughmp? |
That’s right, and you know what that means! |
I don’t! |
Things are about to get… bulbous |
Waughmp waughmp |
I bought a fisheye lens |
And made a rap video with a couple of friends |
It goes «waughmp waughmp» |
All the ladies and mens |
They know everything is better with a fisheye lens |
Hey, that chorus wasn’t kidding |
Check out how cool my rap points look! |
With a fisheye lens, you don’t need to know how to rap or skateboard or do |
anything well! |
Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up |
My kicks look huge and my crew looks tough |
We got bulbous hands |
And bulbous feet |
Now turn your back to the camera |
Shake those bulbous cheeks! |
Oh, look at that! I’ve got a considerable rear shelf! |
That makes me uncomfortable! |
Waughmp waughmp |
I bought a fisheye lens |
And made a rap video with a couple of friends |
It goes «waughmp waughmp» |
All the ladies and mens |
They know everything is better with a fisheye lens |
And once you use a fisheye, you just can’t stop |
It used to be kind of expensive but then the price dropped |
I jumped in slow motion |
Off the curb |
Without a skateboard |
That should look absurd |
But with my fisheye lens, hey |
Haven’t you heard? |
I got the moves so smooth make your mom say |
(Those are some exceptionally smooth moves) |
Coach Z! |
SB! |
Whatchu got for me? |
I got the |
F-I-S-H-E-Y-E lens |
Let’s pretends I got ten girlfriends |
And make amends in my Benz with a fish eye lens, it goes |
Waughmp waughmp |
I bought a fisheye lens |
And made a rap video with a couple of friends |
It goes «waughmp waughmp» |
All the ladies and mens |
They know everything is better with a fisheye lens |
Man, Fisheye Lens, I bet you can even make lame stuff look cool! |
Yeah yeah! |
What about tax papers? |
Oh, look at how cool those papes look! |
How about a pair of tan pants? |
Ohh! |
Somebody say country dish towel? |
Country dish towel! |
Ahem, I have an idea of what we could try |
What happens when you point it at a real fish eye? |