| High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds
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| There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly
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| Not much to say when you’re high above the mucky-muck
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| Yeah, yeah
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| Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
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| Wonderboy, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
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| Now it’s time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
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| Archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy
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| What powers you ask? |
| I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
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| That do anything for ya? |
| That’s levitation, buddy
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| How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away…
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| With mind bullets! |
| That’s telekinesis, y’all
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| How 'bout the power to move you?
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| History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
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| Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo
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| A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold
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| And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
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| Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
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| Wonderboy, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
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| C’mon y’all!
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| Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
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| They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen
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| And they called themselves Tenacious D
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| JB! |
| And KG!
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| They’re now Tenacious D!
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| Come fly with me, fly!
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| Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
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| Wonderboy, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man
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| Oh!
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| Take my hand!
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| Young Nastyman, and we’ll fly!
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| Bring out your broadsword. |
| (Bring out your broadsword!)
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| There’s the hydra. |
| (There's the hydra!)
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| Slice his throat! |
| (Slice his throat!)
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| And grab his scroat. |
| (Grab his what?)
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| You take the high road, (We'll take the high road!)
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| I’ll take the low. |
| (You take the low!)
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| There, the crevasse
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| Fill it with your mighty juice |