| When I was a boy they told me don't be a fool |
| Follow tradition and go to Hebrew school |
| Read the Torah and be a man |
| Don't eat meat with milk and don't eat ham |
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| Be a doctor, lawyer. You must be shrewd |
| And don't forget that love is in your food |
| When I visit my mom I've got to wipe my feet |
| She says hello by telling me what's to eat |
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| Oy vey, what do you say? |
| Immortality is on its way |
| Food is power. You can have your wish |
| Rule the world with Gefilte Fish |
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| Gefilte Fish |
| It's a tuna meatloaf dish |
| Gefilte Fish |
| Hot or cold as you wish |
| Gefilte Fish |
| Don't skimp on the horseradish |
| Gefilte Fish |
| Ge-filte-filte Fish |
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| Baruch atah adonai |
| Eloheinu melech ha'olam |
| Hamotzi lechem |
| Min ha'aretz |
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| Borei |
| P'ri |
| Hagafen |
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| Oy vey! What do you say? |
| Immortality is on its way |
| Food is power. You can have your wish |
| Rule the world with Gefilte Fish |
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| Keep your bagels and lox, borscht and kreplach |
| Give me the food that makes the grandmothers rock |
| Pour the jelly from the jar or the can |
| Become the uber-kosher Superman |
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| Matzo, corned beef, and blintzes are fine |
| For kugel and chamantash I'd wait in line |
| Not Abe Vigoda or herring or pike |
| It's just the fish that no one else likes |
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| Oy vey! What do you say? |
| Immortality is on its way |
| Food is power. You can have your wish |
| Rule the world with Gefilte Fish |
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| Gefilte Fish |
| It's a tuna meatloaf dish |
| Gefilte Fish |
| Hot or cold as you wish |
| Gefilte Fish |
| Don't skimp on the horseradish |
| Gefilte Fish |
| Ge-filte-filte Fish |
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| Gefilte Fish |
| It's a tuna meatloaf dish |
| Gefilte Fish |
| Don't skimp on the horseradish |
| Oy vey! What do you say? |
| Immortality is on its way |
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| Oy gevalt! |
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