| That’s what the Chins do it, Japs do it |
| Up in Lapland little Laps do it |
| Let’s do it, let’s fall in love |
| In Spain, the best upper sets do it |
| Lithuanians and Lats do it |
| Let’s do it, let’s fall in love |
| Electric eels I might add do it |
| Though it shocks em I know |
| Why ask if shads do it — waiter bring me «shad roe» |
| Some Argentines, without means, do it |
| People say in Boston even beans do it |
| Let’s do it, let’s fall in love |
| The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it |
| Not to mention the Fins |
| Folks in Siam do it — think of Siamese twins |
| The birds do it, bees do it |
| Even educated fleas do it |
| Let’s do it, let’s fall in love |