| I took a trip to Boston |
| I was feeling in the mood |
| For a plate of that wonderful famous food |
| When I got there I had a big shock |
| Just about as big as a whole city block |
| They have no beans in Boston |
| Plenty of fish |
| Chinese food if that’s your dish |
| Steaks and chops are a beautiful fair |
| I couldn’t find any Boston beans there |
| When Captain John Smith came in 1614 |
| He was the first diplomat that the Indians had seen |
| If they had Boston Beans than I really wouldn’t know |
| Got to admit that was a long time ago |
| No beans in Boston |
| Plenty of fish |
| Chinese food if that’s your dish |
| Steaks and chops are a beautiful fair |
| I couldn’t find any Boston beans there |
| And when Paul Revere rode his horse that night |
| And lit those lanterns before the big fight |
| He must of been hungry when he got back |
| Boston beans would of been a beautiful snack |
| They have some tea leaves left from that well known party |
| Great museums if your feeling hearty |
| They have Cambridge and Harvard and MIT |
| The didn’t have any beans for me |
| No beans in Boston |
| Plenty of fish |
| Chinese food if that’s your dish |
| Steaks and chops are a beautiful fair |
| I couldn’t find any Boston beans there |
| I Love Boston but there’s no beans there |