| I have mental conditions |
| I have no intuitions |
| There is no inhibition in me |
| To rid myself of all my fantasies |
| You’ll see |
| I’ve tried to get better (tried to get better) |
| She sent me a letter |
| But I went out and met her instead |
| I tiptoed and I sat down by her bed |
| She said: What’s this now, Tony? |
| Get out of my house |
| Stay back now, Tony |
| You really freaking me out (oh, oh, oh) |
| Oh please no, Tony, let me go! |
| I don’t know what happened that night (what happened that night) |
| I guess she put me on the spotlight |
| Clearly something’s not right with me |
| They say I’m unsuitable to join society |
| But they’ll see |
| I’ve found me a looker (found me a looker) |
| Yeah, she’s a nice high class hooker |
| I picked her up and took er' to my place |
| I switched the lights and gently touched her face |
| Such a grace |
| She said: Hey now, mister |
| I don’t understand |
| Stay back now, mister |
| What’s that in your hand? (oh, oh, oh) |
| Oh please no, mister, let me go! |
| Although I am a nice, I like to watch when they cry |
| Only god knows why |
| Some times I get bored, and the other me takes control |
| I start to feel strange inside |
| They all say I’m mad, they say my actions are bad |
| But why do they feel so right? |
| I need to turn myself in, before the madness begins tonight |
| They’ve gone and put me away now (put me away now) |
| Yeah, no long restraint, no, they say I’ll be okay |
| As long as I take these tablets every day, hooray |
| And I have a new friend called andy (new friend called andy) |
| He understands me, and comes in great handy for me |
| To help me handle all my fantasies |
| And he says: I’m sorry, Tony |
| Guess this is the end |
| Lay back now, Tony |
| Goodnight my friend (oh, oh, oh) |